The Relentless Parrot: A Feathered Insult Comedy

A lady is walking down the street and sees a parrot in the window of a pet store.

She stops to admire the bird. The parrot says to her,

“Hey lady, you are really ugly.”

Well, the lady is furious! She storms past the store to her work.

The next day she sees the same parrot in the window. When the parrot sees her it says,

“Hey lady, you are really ugly.”

She’s livid, and storms off.

A day later she sees the same parrot and once again it says,

“Hey lady, my God are you ugly.”

The lady is so furious that she marches into the store and threatens to sue the store and have the bird killed.

The store manager apologizes profusely and promises the bird won’t say it again.

The next day when the lady walks past the store the parrot says to her,

“Hey lady. Lady!”

She pauses, scowls with an icy stare, and says,

“Yes?”

And the parrot says,

“… You know…”

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