As Jack was marrying Jill, his father gave him some advice

As Jack was marrying Jill, his father gave him some advice.

“Son, when I got married to your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was strip her naked, and took off my pants.”

“Then, I gave them to your mother and told her to try them on, which she did.”

“They were huge on her, and she said that she couldn’t wear them because they were too large.”

I said to her, “Of course they are too big for you, I wear the pants in this family and I always will.”

“Ever since that day, we have never had a single problem.”

Jack took his dad’s advice and did the same thing to his wife on his wedding night.

Then, Jill took off her panties and gave them to Jack.

“Try these on,” she said.

Jack went along with it and tried them on, but they were far too small.

“What’s the point of this? I can’t get into your panties,” said Jack.

“Exactly,” Jill replied,…

“And if you don’t change your attitude, you never will!”

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