A little girl and boy

A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sex&s, and which one is better.
Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!”

The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying.
A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face.

She drops her pants and says, “My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!”
The boy, flustered by the girl’s confident comeback, scratches his head, trying to think of a response.

After a moment, he stands tall and exclaims, “Well, I bet I can climb that tree faster than you can!”
The girl smirks, pointing at the tree. “You’re on!”

The two race to the tree, giggling and trying to outdo each other.
By the time they both reach the top, they’re laughing so hard they forget all about their earlier argument.

“Maybe we’re both awesome in our own way,” the boy says, smiling.
The girl nods. “Deal

. But just so you know, I’m still faster at climbing!”
And with that, the two friends climb back down and run off to play, agreeing that being different just makes life more fun.

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