{"id":971,"date":"2024-12-23T03:30:42","date_gmt":"2024-12-23T01:30:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=971"},"modified":"2024-12-23T03:30:42","modified_gmt":"2024-12-23T01:30:42","slug":"an-85-year-old-widow-went-on-a-blind-date","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=971","title":{"rendered":"An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date"},"content":{"rendered":"

An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man:<\/p>\n

She seemed upset when she returned to her daughter\u2019s house later that night.<\/p>\n

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\u201cWhat happened, Mother?\u201d The daughter asked.<\/p>\n

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\u201cI had to slap his face three times!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cYou mean he got fresh?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cNo.\u201d She answered.
\n\u201cI thought he was dead!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man: She seemed upset when she returned to her daughter\u2019s house later that night. \u201cWhat happened,… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":972,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-971","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-new"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t