{"id":822,"date":"2024-12-20T02:27:42","date_gmt":"2024-12-20T00:27:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=822"},"modified":"2024-12-21T02:28:31","modified_gmt":"2024-12-21T00:28:31","slug":"a-husbands-unannounced","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=822","title":{"rendered":"A Husband\u2019s Unannounced"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man brings his best buddy home for dinner\u2026 unannounced at 7:30 pm after work.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\"><\/div>\n<p>His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-4\"><\/div>\n<p>Wife: \u201cMy hair and makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I\u2019m still in my pajamas and I can\u2019t be bothered with cooking tonight!<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-5\"><\/div>\n<p>Why the hell did you bring him home?!?\u201dHusband: \u201cBecause he\u2019s thinking of getting married and I promised him a demo!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man brings his best buddy home for dinner\u2026 unannounced at 7:30 pm after work. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":823,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-822","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-new"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/822","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=822"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/822\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":824,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/822\/revisions\/824"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/823"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=822"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=822"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=822"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}