{"id":781,"date":"2024-12-20T02:06:39","date_gmt":"2024-12-20T00:06:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=781"},"modified":"2024-12-20T02:06:39","modified_gmt":"2024-12-20T00:06:39","slug":"the-blondes-car-trouble-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=781","title":{"rendered":"The Blonde\u2019s Car Trouble"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A blonde calls her husband from the side of the road, sounding frustrated.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-23\"><\/div>\n<p>\u201cHoney, my car won\u2019t start! There\u2019s water in the carburetor!\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-3\">\n<div class=\"elementor elementor-11161\" data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"11161\">\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-cb894ef e-con-full e-flex e-con e-parent e-lazyloaded\" data-id=\"cb894ef\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-7f0b939 elementor-widget elementor-widget-html\" data-id=\"7f0b939\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"html.default\">\n<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1699888\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Her husband, confused, asks, \u201cHow do you know there\u2019s water in the carburetor? Do you even know what a carburetor is?\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-10\">\n<div id=\"usa-people.com_responsive_2\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>She replies, \u201cI\u2019m not sure\u2026 but I know the car\u2019s in the pool!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A blonde calls her husband from the side of the road, sounding frustrated. \u201cHoney, my car won\u2019t start! There\u2019s water in the carburetor!\u201d Her husband, confused, asks,&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":782,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-781","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-new"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/781","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=781"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/781\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":783,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/781\/revisions\/783"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/782"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=781"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=781"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=781"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}