{"id":754,"date":"2024-12-19T17:38:51","date_gmt":"2024-12-19T15:38:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=754"},"modified":"2024-12-19T17:38:51","modified_gmt":"2024-12-19T15:38:51","slug":"funny-dirty-joke-a-guy-gets-home-early-from-work-and-hears-strange-noises-coming-from-the-bedroom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=754","title":{"rendered":"Funny (dirty) Joke: A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\">\n<div class=\"elementor elementor-11168\" data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"11168\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat\u2019s up?\u201d he says.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1610785\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-10\"><\/div>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m having a heart attack,\u201d cries the woman.<\/p>\n<p>He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he\u2019s dialling, his 4-year-old son comes up and says,\u2026<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\">\n<div class=\"elementor elementor-11165\" data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"11165\">\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-c6d5b3a e-con-full e-flex e-con e-parent e-lazyloaded\" data-id=\"c6d5b3a\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-5dc27e8 elementor-widget elementor-widget-html\" data-id=\"5dc27e8\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"html.default\">\n<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>\u201cDaddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted\u2019s hiding in your closet and he\u2019s got no clothes on!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-15\"><\/div>\n<p>Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou rotten mongrel,\u201d says the husband,\u2026<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-3\">\n<div class=\"elementor elementor-11161\" data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"11161\">\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-cb894ef e-con-full e-flex e-con e-parent e-lazyloaded\" data-id=\"cb894ef\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-7f0b939 elementor-widget elementor-widget-html\" data-id=\"7f0b939\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"html.default\">\n<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>\u201cMy wife\u2019s having a heart attack, and you\u2019re running around naked scaring the kids!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. 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