{"id":754,"date":"2024-12-19T17:38:51","date_gmt":"2024-12-19T15:38:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=754"},"modified":"2024-12-19T17:38:51","modified_gmt":"2024-12-19T15:38:51","slug":"funny-dirty-joke-a-guy-gets-home-early-from-work-and-hears-strange-noises-coming-from-the-bedroom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=754","title":{"rendered":"Funny (dirty) Joke: A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom"},"content":{"rendered":"

A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.<\/p>\n

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He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.<\/p>\n

\u201cWhat\u2019s up?\u201d he says.<\/p>\n

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\u201cI\u2019m having a heart attack,\u201d cries the woman.<\/p>\n

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he\u2019s dialling, his 4-year-old son comes up and says,\u2026<\/p>\n

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\u201cDaddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted\u2019s hiding in your closet and he\u2019s got no clothes on!\u201d<\/p>\n

The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door.<\/p>\n

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Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.<\/p>\n

\u201cYou rotten mongrel,\u201d says the husband,\u2026<\/p>\n

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\u201cMy wife\u2019s having a heart attack, and you\u2019re running around naked scaring the kids!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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