{"id":74,"date":"2024-11-07T20:08:47","date_gmt":"2024-11-07T18:08:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=74"},"modified":"2024-11-07T20:10:11","modified_gmt":"2024-11-07T18:10:11","slug":"funny-joke-james-and-mary-got-married-but-both-were","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=74","title":{"rendered":"Funny Joke: James and Mary got married \u2013 but both were"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>James had smelly feet. They stank.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\">\n<div class=\"elementor elementor-11168\" data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"11168\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>In fact, they were so smelly and he was so embarrassed about them that he felt he would never be able to marry.<\/p>\n<p>Mary had a chronic case of halitosis. Her breath ponged.<\/p>\n<p>She was so self-conscious about it that she always held a handkerchief in front of her mouth.<\/p>\n<p>One day, James and Mary met.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\">\n<div class=\"elementor elementor-11165\" data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"11165\">\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-c6d5b3a e-con-full e-flex e-con e-parent e-lazyloaded\" data-id=\"c6d5b3a\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-5dc27e8 elementor-widget elementor-widget-html\" data-id=\"5dc27e8\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"html.default\">\n<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>They began a courtship that progressed without either one of them knowing about the other\u2019s problem.<\/p>\n<p>James never took his shoes off; Mary never took her handkerchief away from her mouth.<\/p>\n<p>They married.<\/p>\n<p>On their wedding night, James was in the bathroom.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-3\">\n<div class=\"elementor elementor-11161\" data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"11161\">\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-cb894ef e-con-full e-flex e-con e-parent e-lazyloaded\" data-id=\"cb894ef\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-7f0b939 elementor-widget elementor-widget-html\" data-id=\"7f0b939\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"html.default\">\n<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>He had taken with him all manner of things to quell his smelly feet, and after scrubbing and deodorizing, it was Mary\u2019s turn to use the bathroom.<\/p>\n<p>She was equally nervous and had brought with her an array of mouth fresheners and mints to sweeten her breath.<\/p>\n<p>Mary was in the bathroom when James remembered \u2014 to his horror \u2014 that he\u2019d left his smelly socks in there.<\/p>\n<p>There seemed to be nothing left to do but confess to his smelly feet.<\/p>\n<p>Mary was thinking the same thing.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\">\n<div class=\"elementor elementor-11168\" data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"11168\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>\u201cI must tell him about my condition now,\u201d she thought.<\/p>\n<p>She opened the bathroom door and there stood James.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI have something I must tell you,\u201d she blurted.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\">\n<div class=\"elementor elementor-11165\" data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"11165\">\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-c6d5b3a e-con-full e-flex e-con e-parent e-lazyloaded\" data-id=\"c6d5b3a\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-5dc27e8 elementor-widget elementor-widget-html\" data-id=\"5dc27e8\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"html.default\">\n<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>\u201cI know,\u201d said James, getting a whiff of her breath that nearly made him pass out,\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou\u2019ve eaten my socks.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>James had smelly feet. 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