{"id":689,"date":"2024-12-18T16:32:42","date_gmt":"2024-12-18T14:32:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=689"},"modified":"2024-12-18T16:32:42","modified_gmt":"2024-12-18T14:32:42","slug":"this-80-year-old-decides-to-try-something-new-lol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=689","title":{"rendered":"\u201cThis 80-Year-Old Decides to Try Something New\u2026\u201d LOL"},"content":{"rendered":"

This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.<\/p>\n

His wife said, \u201cWhere are you going?\u201d<\/p>\n

And she said,\u201cWhy? Are you sick?\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cNo,\u201d he said. \u201cI\u2019m going to get me some of those new Via4ra pills.\u201d<\/p>\n

So his wife got up out of her rocker and was putting on her sweater and he said, \u201cWhere are you going?\u201d<\/p>\n

She said, \u201cI\u2019m going to the doctor too.\u201d<\/p>\n

He said, \u201cWhy?\u201d<\/p>\n

She said, \u201cIf you\u2019re going to start using that rusty old thing again, I\u2019m going to get a tetanus shot.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat. His wife said, \u201cWhere are you going?\u201d And she said,\u201cWhy? Are you sick?\u201d… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":690,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-689","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-new"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t