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The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, \u201cWhich human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?\u201d<\/p>\n

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No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, \u201cYou should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I\u2019m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!\u201d<\/p>\n

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Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, \u201cWhich body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?\u201d<\/p>\n

Little Mary\u2019s mouth fell open.<\/p>\n

Then she said to those around her, \u201cBoy, is she going to get in big trouble!\u201d<\/p>\n

The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, \u201cAnybody?\u2019<\/p>\n

Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, \u201cThe body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.\u201d<\/p>\n

Mrs. Parks said, \u201cVery good, Billy,\u201d then turned to Mary and continued.<\/p>\n

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\u201cAs for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn\u2019t read your homework. And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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