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An elderly couple had just crawled into bed when the old man let out a loud fart and proudly declared, \u201cSeven points! \u201d<\/p>\n

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His wife, puzzled, rolled over and asked, \u201cWhat are you talking about? \u201d<\/p>\n

Grinning, he replied, \u201cIt\u2019s fart football. \u201d<\/p>\n

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Not one to be left out of the fun, his wife waited a few minutes, then let out her own impressive fart and confidently announced, \u201cTouchdown! Tie game!<\/p>\n

\u201d After a brief pause, the old man fired off another one and boasted, \u201cAha, 14 to 7!<\/p>\n

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I\u2019m back in the lead! \u201d<\/p>\n

Determined to stay in the game, the wife followed up with another loud one and grinned, \u201cTouchdown, tie game again! \u201d Then, with a small squeaker, she added, \u201cField goal!<\/p>\n

I\u2019m winning, 17 to 14. \u201d<\/p>\n

Now feeling the pressure, the old man couldn\u2019t bear the thought of losing. Determined to make a comeback, he pushed with everything he had.<\/p>\n

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but went a little too far. To his utter shock, he accidentally pooped the bed.<\/p>\n

His wife, eyes wide, asked, \u201cWhat just happened? \u201d<\/p>\n

Sighing in defeat, the old man muttered, \u201cHalf time. .<\/p>\n

. guess it\u2019s time to switch sides.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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