{"id":527,"date":"2024-12-15T03:04:57","date_gmt":"2024-12-15T01:04:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=527"},"modified":"2024-12-15T03:04:57","modified_gmt":"2024-12-15T01:04:57","slug":"the-relentless-parrot-a-feathered-insult-comedy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=527","title":{"rendered":"The Relentless Parrot: A Feathered Insult Comedy"},"content":{"rendered":"

A lady is walking down the street and sees a parrot in the window of a pet store.<\/p>\n

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She stops to admire the bird. The parrot says to her,<\/p>\n

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\u201cHey lady, you are really ugly.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Well, the lady is furious! She storms past the store to her work.<\/p>\n

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The next day she sees the same parrot in the window. When the parrot sees her it says,<\/p>\n

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\u201cHey lady, you are really ugly.\u201d<\/p>\n

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She\u2019s livid, and storms off.<\/p>\n

A day later she sees the same parrot and once again it says,<\/p>\n

\u201cHey lady, my God are you ugly.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

The lady is so furious that she marches into the store and threatens to sue the store and have the bird killed.<\/p>\n

The store manager apologizes profusely and promises the bird won\u2019t say it again.<\/p>\n

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The next day when the lady walks past the store the parrot says to her,<\/p>\n

\u201cHey lady. Lady!\u201d<\/p>\n

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She pauses, scowls with an icy stare, and says,<\/p>\n

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\u201cYes?\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

And the parrot says,<\/p>\n

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\u201c\u2026 You know\u2026\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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