{"id":465,"date":"2024-12-14T02:46:21","date_gmt":"2024-12-14T00:46:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=465"},"modified":"2024-12-14T02:46:21","modified_gmt":"2024-12-14T00:46:21","slug":"a-very-cranky-old-woman-was-arrested-for-shoplifting-at-a-supermarket","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=465","title":{"rendered":"A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a supermarket"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a supermarket.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-3\">\n<div class=\"elementor elementor-11161\" data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"11161\">\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-cb894ef e-con-full e-flex e-con e-parent e-lazyloaded\" data-id=\"cb894ef\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-7f0b939 elementor-widget elementor-widget-html\" data-id=\"7f0b939\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"html.default\">\n<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1699888\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager, to the security guard, to the arresting officer who took her away.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-10\">\n<div id=\"usa-people.com_responsive_2\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>She complained and criticized everything and everyone throughout the process.<\/p>\n<p>When she appeared before the judge, the judge asked her what she had stolen from the store.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-18\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\">\n<div class=\"elementor elementor-11168\" data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"11168\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>The lady defiantly replied, \u201cJust a stupid can of peaches.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The judge then asked why she had done it.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-15\">\n<div id=\"usa-people.com_responsive_3\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-3\">\n<div class=\"elementor elementor-11161\" data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"11161\">\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-cb894ef e-con-full e-flex e-con e-parent e-lazyloaded\" data-id=\"cb894ef\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-7f0b939 elementor-widget elementor-widget-html\" data-id=\"7f0b939\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"html.default\">\n<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1699888\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>She replied, \u201cI was hungry and forgot to bring any cash to the store.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The judge asked how many peach pieces were in the can.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-21\"><\/div>\n<p>She replied in a nasty tone, \u201cNine! But why do you care about that?\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-20\"><\/div>\n<p>The judge answered patiently, \u201cWell, ma\u2019am, because I\u2019m going to give you nine days in jail \u2014 one day for each peach.\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-24\"><\/div>\n<p>As the judge was about to drop his gavel, the lady\u2019s long-suffering husband raised his hand slowly and asked if he might speak.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-18\"><\/div>\n<p>The judge said, \u201cYes sir, what do you have to add?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The husband said meekly,<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-25\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\">\n<div class=\"elementor elementor-11168\" data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"11168\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>\u201cYour Honor, she also stole a can of peas.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a supermarket. 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