{"id":395,"date":"2024-12-12T23:49:39","date_gmt":"2024-12-12T21:49:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=395"},"modified":"2025-01-07T01:37:57","modified_gmt":"2025-01-06T23:37:57","slug":"confessions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=395","title":{"rendered":"Confessions.."},"content":{"rendered":"

My wife was dying. I was by her bedside. She said in a tired voice, \u201cThere\u2019s something I must confess.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Shhh,\u201d<\/em>\u00a0I said,\u00a0\u201cThere\u2019s nothing to confess. Everything\u2019s alright.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

\u201cNo, I must die in peace. I had s<\/em>x with your brother, your best friend, his best friend, and your father!\u201d*<\/p>\n

\u201cI know,\u201d<\/em>\u00a0I whispered,\u00a0\u201cThat\u2019s why I poisoned you, now close your eyes!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

My wife was dying. I was by her bedside. She said in a tired voice, \u201cThere\u2019s something I must confess.\u201d Shhh,\u201d\u00a0I said,\u00a0\u201cThere\u2019s nothing to confess. Everything\u2019s alright.\u201d… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":396,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-395","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-new"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t