{"id":395,"date":"2024-12-12T23:49:39","date_gmt":"2024-12-12T21:49:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=395"},"modified":"2025-01-07T01:37:57","modified_gmt":"2025-01-06T23:37:57","slug":"confessions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=395","title":{"rendered":"Confessions.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>My wife was dying. I was by her bedside. She said in a tired voice, \u201cThere\u2019s something I must confess.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1679364\" data-uid=\"140ac\">\n<div id=\"mgw1679364_140ac\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"mgbox\">\n<div class=\"mgheader\">\n<p><em>Shhh,\u201d<\/em>\u00a0I said,\u00a0<em>\u201cThere\u2019s nothing to confess. Everything\u2019s alright.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cNo, I must die in peace. I had s<\/em>x with your brother, your best friend, his best friend, and your father!\u201d*<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cI know,\u201d<\/em>\u00a0I whispered,\u00a0<em>\u201cThat\u2019s why I poisoned you, now close your eyes!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My wife was dying. I was by her bedside. She said in a tired voice, \u201cThere\u2019s something I must confess.\u201d Shhh,\u201d\u00a0I said,\u00a0\u201cThere\u2019s nothing to confess. Everything\u2019s alright.\u201d&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":396,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-395","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-new"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/395","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=395"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/395\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1717,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/395\/revisions\/1717"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/396"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=395"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=395"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=395"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}