{"id":392,"date":"2024-12-12T22:39:09","date_gmt":"2024-12-12T20:39:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=392"},"modified":"2024-12-12T22:39:09","modified_gmt":"2024-12-12T20:39:09","slug":"as-jack-was-marrying-jill-his-father-gave-him-some-advice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=392","title":{"rendered":"As Jack was marrying Jill, his father gave him some advice"},"content":{"rendered":"

As Jack was marrying Jill, his father gave him some advice.<\/p>\n

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\u201cSon, when I got married to your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was strip her naked, and took off my pants.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cThen, I gave them to your mother and told her to try them on, which she did.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cThey were huge on her, and she said that she couldn\u2019t wear them because they were too large.\u201d<\/p>\n

I said to her, \u201cOf course they are too big for you, I wear the pants in this family and I always will.\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cEver since that day, we have never had a single problem.\u201d<\/p>\n

Jack took his dad\u2019s advice and did the same thing to his wife on his wedding night.<\/p>\n

Then, Jill took off her panties and gave them to Jack.<\/p>\n

\u201cTry these on,\u201d she said.<\/p>\n

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Jack went along with it and tried them on, but they were far too small.<\/p>\n

\u201cWhat\u2019s the point of this? I can\u2019t get into your panties,\u201d said Jack.<\/p>\n

\u201cExactly,\u201d Jill replied,\u2026<\/p>\n

\u201cAnd if you don\u2019t change your attitude, you never will!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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