A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband\u2019s key in the door.
\n\u201cStay where you are,\u201d she said.<\/p>\n
\u201cHe\u2019s so drunk he won\u2019t even notice you\u2019re in bed with me.\u201d<\/p>\n
The husband lurched into bed, but a few minutes later, through a drunken haze, he saw six feet sticking out at the end of the bed. He turned to his wife:\u201cHey, there are six feet in this bed. There should only be four. What\u2019s going on?\u201d
\n\u201cYou\u2019re so drunk you miscounted,\u201d said the wife.<\/p>\n
Get out of bed and try again. You can see better from over there.
\nThe husband climbed out of bed and counted.<\/p>\n
One, two, three, four, you\u2019re right.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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