{"id":356,"date":"2024-12-11T13:53:02","date_gmt":"2024-12-11T11:53:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=356"},"modified":"2024-12-11T13:53:02","modified_gmt":"2024-12-11T11:53:02","slug":"a-nun-in-the-convent-walked-into-the-bathroom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=356","title":{"rendered":"A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom"},"content":{"rendered":"

A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother\u2019s superior was taking a shower.
\n\u201cThere is a blind man to see you,\u201d she says.<\/p>\n

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\u201cWell, if he is a blind man, than it does not matter if I\u2019m in the shower.
\nSend him in.\u201d<\/p>\n

The blind man walks into the bathroom, and mother superior starts to tell him how much she appreciates him working at the convent for them.<\/p>\n

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She goes on and on and 10 minutes later the man interrupts: \u201cThat\u2019s nice and all, ma\u2019am, but you can put your clothes on now.
\nWhere do you want me to put these blinds.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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