{"id":3431,"date":"2025-02-17T04:05:40","date_gmt":"2025-02-17T02:05:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=3431"},"modified":"2025-02-18T04:05:47","modified_gmt":"2025-02-18T02:05:47","slug":"slams-the-door","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=3431","title":{"rendered":"Slams the Door"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>She immediately gets on the phone and rings her husband at work. He tells her he will take theday off tomorrow just in case the man shows up a third time. The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both make for the door.<\/p>\n<article id=\"post-9965\" class=\"post-9965 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-uncategorized\">\n<div class=\"entry-content\">\n<p>The husband whispers to his wife, \u201cHoney, I\u2019m going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to tell him yes to his question,because I want to a see where he\u2019s going with this.\u201dShe nods, a yes to her husband and opens the door.Sure enough the same fellow is standing there. He asks, \u201cDo you have a vagina?\u201d\u201cYes I do.\u201d says the lady.The man replies, \u201cGood, would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife\u2019s alone and start using yours!\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She immediately gets on the phone and rings her husband at work. He tells her he will take theday off tomorrow just in case the man shows&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3434,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3431","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-new"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3431","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3431"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3431\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3435,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3431\/revisions\/3435"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3434"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3431"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3431"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3431"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}