{"id":3264,"date":"2025-02-08T20:43:33","date_gmt":"2025-02-08T18:43:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=3264"},"modified":"2025-02-08T20:43:33","modified_gmt":"2025-02-08T18:43:33","slug":"a-newlywed-couple-returned-from-their-honeymoon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=3264","title":{"rendered":"A newlywed couple returned from their honeymoon"},"content":{"rendered":"

As soon as the newlyweds returned from their honeymoonthe young bride called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away.\u201cHow did everything go?\u201d her mom asked.<\/p>\n

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\u201cOh, mother,\u201d she began, \u201cThe honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic, we had a terrific time.<\/p>\n

But, mother, on our way back, Andy started using really horrible language.<\/p>\n

Stuff I\u2019d never heard before Really terrible four-letter words.<\/p>\n

You\u2019ve got to come get me and take me home.Please, Mother!\u201d the new bride sobbed over the telephone.<\/p>\n

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\u201cBut, honey,\u201d the mother countered, \u201cWhat four-letter words?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI can\u2019t tell you, mother, they\u2019re too awful! Come get me, please!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cDarling, you must tell me what has gotten you so upset\u2026.<\/p>\n

Tell mother what four-letter words he used.\u201dStill sobbing, the bride said, \u201cMother, words like dust, wash, iron, cook.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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