{"id":3264,"date":"2025-02-08T20:43:33","date_gmt":"2025-02-08T18:43:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=3264"},"modified":"2025-02-08T20:43:33","modified_gmt":"2025-02-08T18:43:33","slug":"a-newlywed-couple-returned-from-their-honeymoon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=3264","title":{"rendered":"A newlywed couple returned from their honeymoon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As soon as the newlyweds returned from their honeymoonthe young bride called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away.\u201cHow did everything go?\u201d her mom asked.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\">\n<div class=\"elementor elementor-11168\" data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"11168\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>\u201cOh, mother,\u201d she began, \u201cThe honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic, we had a terrific time.<\/p>\n<p>But, mother, on our way back, Andy started using really horrible language.<\/p>\n<p>Stuff I\u2019d never heard before Really terrible four-letter words.<\/p>\n<p>You\u2019ve got to come get me and take me home.Please, Mother!\u201d the new bride sobbed over the telephone.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\">\n<div class=\"elementor elementor-11165\" data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"11165\">\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-c6d5b3a e-con-full e-flex e-con e-parent e-lazyloaded\" data-id=\"c6d5b3a\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-5dc27e8 elementor-widget elementor-widget-html\" data-id=\"5dc27e8\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"html.default\">\n<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1538834\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>\u201cBut, honey,\u201d the mother countered, \u201cWhat four-letter words?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI can\u2019t tell you, mother, they\u2019re too awful! Come get me, please!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDarling, you must tell me what has gotten you so upset\u2026.<\/p>\n<p>Tell mother what four-letter words he used.\u201dStill sobbing, the bride said, \u201cMother, words like dust, wash, iron, cook.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As soon as the newlyweds returned from their honeymoonthe young bride called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away.\u201cHow did everything go?\u201d her mom asked&#8230;. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3265,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3264","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-new"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3264","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3264"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3264\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3266,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3264\/revisions\/3266"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3265"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3264"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3264"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3264"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}