We\u2019ve all got a story or two about an ex we\u2019d rather leave in the past\u2014and our readers didn\u2019t hold back. 1. Cheers to the Memories:<\/strong>\u00a0After we broke up, I was at a bar with friends when I spotted my ex. 2. Google Calendar Sabotage:<\/strong>\u00a0My ex hacked into my Google Calendar and added a bunch of random, 3. Hair Locket Mystery:<\/strong>\u00a0My ex gave me this vintage silver locket. After we broke up, I tossed it in a drawer. 4. Parking Spot Pettiness:<\/strong>\u00a0My ex knew my favorite parking spot in front of my building and somehow managed 5. The Case of the Missing Socks:<\/strong>\u00a0After we broke up, I started noticing that random pairs of my socks were 6. The Lost Cat Ruse:<\/strong>\u00a0After we ended things, my ex got a little too into the idea of being a \u2019cat person.\u2019 7. Midnight Caller:<\/strong>\u00a0My ex calls me from different numbers at 2 a.m., pretending to be other people. It\u2019s 8. The Everywhere Ex:<\/strong>\u00a0Everywhere I went, there he was. It didn\u2019t matter if I was at the grocery store, my 9. Uninvited Family Guest:<\/strong>\u00a0Even after our breakup, she still shows up uninvited at my family gatherings, 10. Pet Custody Drama:<\/strong>\u00a0He insisted on keeping our dog, but every time I see a picture, it\u2019s clear he\u2019s not 11. Social Media Stalker:<\/strong>\u00a0Whenever I started seeing someone new, my ex would somehow find out and start 12. Friend Sabotage:<\/strong>\u00a0He started hanging out with one of my closest friends and would use their hangouts to 13. ER Fakeout:<\/strong>\u00a0Once, he texted me in the middle of the night, claiming he was in the ER and didn\u2019t have 14. Catfishing Myself:<\/strong>\u00a0After we broke up, my ex started creating fake dating profiles, posing as people 15. Private Investigator Drama:<\/strong>\u00a0I found out my ex hired a private investigator to follow me, claiming he<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Hilarious and Jaw-Dropping Stories About Exes We\u2019ve all got a story or two about an ex we\u2019d rather leave in the past\u2014and our readers didn\u2019t hold back…. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3087,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3086","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-new"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t
\nThey shared some\u00a0jaw-dropping<\/strong>,
\ncringe-worthy<\/strong>, and downright
\nhilarious<\/strong>\u00a0stories of exes who are best forgotten.<\/p>\n
\nI sent him a drink with a note that said, \u201cCheers to the memories!\u201d He shot back with a note, \u201cCheers to my next victim!\u201d
\nSuddenly, he jumped up and began karaoke-ing our breakup song off-key, and the whole bar erupted in laughter. Just when I
\nthought it couldn\u2019t get worse, he pulled out a cardboard cutout of me, claiming it was his \u201cemotional support ex.\u201d As he
\ntried to throw it at me, he accidentally knocked over a table instead. The bartender handed me a free drink, saying,
\n\u201cHere\u2019s to surviving your nightmare!\u201d By the end of the night, we had both become the stars of the show, and I left feeling
\nlike I\u2019d dodged a bullet!<\/p>\n
\nembarrassing events titled things like \u201cCry Session,\u201d \u201cRemember You\u2019re Alone,\u201d and \u201cRejection Practice.\u201d Very creative,
\nbut it felt like a daily reminder of my heartbreak! After a week, I got an invite to a \u201cSelf-Care Workshop\u201d hosted by none
\nother than my ex. Curious, I clicked the link and discovered he was running a virtual seminar on emotional healing, using
\nthe very events he\u2019d added to my calendar as discussion points!<\/p>\n
\nA year later, my new bf found it while cleaning. \u201cWhy don\u2019t you wear it? It\u2019s nice,\u201d he said, handing it to me. Curious, we
\npried it open, expecting nothing, but inside was a small, brittle note and a tiny lock of hair. The note read: \u201cSo you\u2019ll
\nalways be with me.\u201d The hair? It was mine.<\/p>\n
\nto get a sign installed that read \u2019Reserved for [his name].\u2019 Every time I tried to park there, I\u2019d have to see his name on
\nthe sign. It was so absurd that even my neighbors got a laugh out of it. Eventually, the sign was removed, but I\u2019ll never
\nforget that weird, petty gesture.<\/p>\n
\nmissing. Turns out, my ex had taken just one sock from each pair before leaving. He left me with a collection of mismatched
\nsocks, making my mornings a nightmare. It took forever to rebuild my sock collection, and I still occasionally find an odd
\none he must have missed.<\/p>\n
\nHe started a Facebook group called \u2019Looking for My Lost Cat,\u2019 where he posted pictures of random cats in the neighborhood
\nwith captions like, \u2019Maybe he\u2019s at [my name]\u2019s house!\u2019 I had to block him after getting dozens of messages from friends
\ntrying to help him find his \u2019lost\u2019 cat.<\/p>\n
\nrelentless. Even after blocking so many numbers, I still never know when the next call will come.<\/p>\n
\ngym, or a concert\u2014he would \u201chappen\u201d to be there. The weird part was that I\u2019d never told him where I\u2019d be, so he was clearly
\ngoing out of his way to track me down. He\u2019d act surprised every time, asking, \u201cOh, funny seeing you here! Do you come here
\noften?\u201d It started feeling like I was living in a small town with only one shop, one gym, and one restaurant.<\/p>\n
\nacting like nothing happened. My family doesn\u2019t want to be rude, so they let her stay, but I feel like I can\u2019t escape.<\/p>\n
\ntaking good care of him. I\u2019m tempted to start a legal battle just for the dog\u2019s sake.<\/p>\n
\nfollowing them on social media, even sending them DMs. He\u2019d hint that I was \u201cstill in love with him\u201d or that I\u2019d been \u201cseeing
\nother people\u201d while we were still together, which wasn\u2019t true. It made dating a nightmare because every time I met someone,
\nI\u2019d have to explain that my ex was a part-time stalker.<\/p>\n
\nsend me messages or remind me of \u201cthe good old days.\u201d I ended up losing my friend in the process, as she thought I was
\noverreacting by wanting to keep my distance.<\/p>\n
\nanyone else to reach out to. I rushed over, worried about his health, only to find him sitting there, completely fine. He
\njust wanted to see me and knew I wouldn\u2019t ignore an emergency.<\/p>\n
\nwho wanted to date me. We\u2019d chat online, and just when I thought it was genuine, \u201che\u201d would reveal something painfully
\npersonal that only my ex would know. It was like he wanted to lure me back by pretending to be a perfect partner, only to
\npull the rug out from under me, reminding me how \u201cno one else knows me\u201d like he does.<\/p>\n