{"id":308,"date":"2024-11-15T21:22:35","date_gmt":"2024-11-15T19:22:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=308"},"modified":"2024-11-15T21:22:35","modified_gmt":"2024-11-15T19:22:35","slug":"sisters-not-quite-identical","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=308","title":{"rendered":"Sisters Not Quite Identical"},"content":{"rendered":"
Tom married a woman with an identical twin.<\/p>\n
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Less than a year later, he was in court filing for a divorce.<\/p>\n
\u201cTell the court why you want a divorce,\u201d said the judge.<\/p>\n
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\u201cWell, your honor, every once in a while my sister-in-law would come over for a visit, and<\/p>\n
because she and my wife looked exactly alike, every once in a while I\u2019d end up making love to her by mistake,\u201d said Tom.<\/p>\n
\u201cSurely there must be some difference between the two women.\u201d the judge said.<\/p>\n
\u201cYou\u2019d better believe there is a difference, your Honor. That\u2019s why I want the divorce.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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