{"id":308,"date":"2024-11-15T21:22:35","date_gmt":"2024-11-15T19:22:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=308"},"modified":"2024-11-15T21:22:35","modified_gmt":"2024-11-15T19:22:35","slug":"sisters-not-quite-identical","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=308","title":{"rendered":"Sisters Not Quite Identical"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tom married a woman with an identical twin.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-10\">\n<div id=\"usa-people.com_responsive_2\" data-google-query-id=\"\">\n<div id=\"google_ads_iframe_\/23201474937\/usa-people.com\/usa-people.com_responsive_2_0__container__\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Less than a year later, he was in court filing for a divorce.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cTell the court why you want a divorce,\u201d said the judge.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\">\n<div class=\"elementor elementor-11165\" data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"11165\">\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-c6d5b3a e-con-full e-flex e-con e-parent e-lazyloaded\" data-id=\"c6d5b3a\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-5dc27e8 elementor-widget elementor-widget-html\" data-id=\"5dc27e8\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"html.default\">\n<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>\u201cWell, your honor, every once in a while my sister-in-law would come over for a visit, and<\/p>\n<p>because she and my wife looked exactly alike, every once in a while I\u2019d end up making love to her by mistake,\u201d said Tom.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSurely there must be some difference between the two women.\u201d the judge said.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou\u2019d better believe there is a difference, your Honor. That\u2019s why I want the divorce.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tom married a woman with an identical twin. Less than a year later, he was in court filing for a divorce. \u201cTell the court why you want&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":310,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-308","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-new"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/308","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=308"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/308\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":311,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/308\/revisions\/311"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/310"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=308"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=308"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=308"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}