{"id":302,"date":"2024-11-15T21:16:28","date_gmt":"2024-11-15T19:16:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=302"},"modified":"2024-11-15T21:16:28","modified_gmt":"2024-11-15T19:16:28","slug":"a-man-hates-his-wifes-cat-with-a-passion-and-decides-to-get-rid-of","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=302","title":{"rendered":"A man hates his wife\u2019s cat with a passion and decides to get rid of"},"content":{"rendered":"

He drives twenty blocks away from home and drops the cat there.<\/p>\n

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The cat is already walking up the driveway as the man approaches his house.<\/p>\n

The next day, he decides to drop the cat forty blocks away, but the same thing happens.<\/p>\n

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He keeps on increasing the number of blocks, but the cat keeps on coming home before him.<\/p>\n

At last he decides to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again, and another right and so on until he reaches what he thinks is a perfect spot and drops the cat there.<\/p>\n

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Hours later, the man calls his wife at home and asks her, \u201cJen, is the cat there?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cYes, why do you ask?\u201d answers the wife.<\/p>\n

Frustrated, the man says, \u201cPut that cat on the phone. I\u2019m lost and I need directions!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

He drives twenty blocks away from home and drops the cat there. The cat is already walking up the driveway as the man approaches his house. The… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":303,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-302","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-new"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t