{"id":2895,"date":"2025-01-30T17:53:31","date_gmt":"2025-01-30T15:53:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=2895"},"modified":"2025-01-30T17:53:31","modified_gmt":"2025-01-30T15:53:31","slug":"a-man-boards-a-plane-with-six-children-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=2895","title":{"rendered":"A man boards a plane with six children."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After the woman processes his answer, her eyes widen in disbelief.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1699888\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>She laughs awkwardly, but the man remains stone-faced, letting the silence linger just long enough for her to wonder if he\u2019s joking.<\/p>\n<p>Before she can ask anything further, he smiles slightly and says, \u201cJust kidding, they\u2019re my nieces and nephews.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1699884\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>I\u2019m taking them to visit their grandparents for the summer.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The woman exhales in relief and chuckles, \u201cYou had me there for a moment! That was quite the line.\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-7\"><\/div>\n<p>He laughs along, \u201cYeah, I get that a lot. It\u2019s my go-to on long flights when people ask too many questions.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After the woman processes his answer, her eyes widen in disbelief. She laughs awkwardly, but the man remains stone-faced, letting the silence linger just long enough for&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2896,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2895","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-new"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2895","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2895"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2895\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2897,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2895\/revisions\/2897"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2896"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2895"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2895"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2895"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}