{"id":2851,"date":"2025-01-29T19:08:12","date_gmt":"2025-01-29T17:08:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=2851"},"modified":"2025-01-29T19:08:12","modified_gmt":"2025-01-29T17:08:12","slug":"did-santa-get-you-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=2851","title":{"rendered":"Did Santa get you that?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cop on horse says to a little girl on bike, \u201cDid Santa get you that?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cYes,\u201d replies the little girl.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1699888\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>\u201cWell tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!\u201d and fines her $5.<\/p>\n<p>The little girl looks up at the cop and says, \u201cNice horse you\u2019ve got there, did Santa bring you that?\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1699884\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>The cop chuckles and replies, \u201cHe sure did!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell,\u201d says the little girl, \u201cNext year tell Santa that the dick goes under the horse, not on top of it!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cop on horse says to a little girl on bike, \u201cDid Santa get you that?\u201d \u201cYes,\u201d replies the little girl. \u201cWell tell him to put a reflector&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2852,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2851","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-new"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2851","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2851"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2851\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2853,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2851\/revisions\/2853"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2852"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2851"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2851"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2851"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}