{"id":2843,"date":"2025-01-29T01:56:22","date_gmt":"2025-01-28T23:56:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=2843"},"modified":"2025-01-29T01:56:22","modified_gmt":"2025-01-28T23:56:22","slug":"the-doctors-surprise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=2843","title":{"rendered":"The Doctor\u2019s Surprise"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-21283d62 yes-wide-f elementor-widget-theme-post-content default-scheme elementor-widget elementor-widget-foxiz-single-content\" data-id=\"21283d62\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"foxiz-single-content.default\">\n<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n<div class=\"s-ct-wrap\">\n<div class=\"s-ct-inner\">\n<div class=\"e-ct-outer\">\n<div class=\"entry-content rbct clearfix is-highlight-shares\">\n<p>An older gentleman goes to the doctor for a checkup. After examining him, the doctor says,<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1699888\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>\u201cEverything seems fine, but you should cut out the intimate relations for a bit. It could be dangerous at your age.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The man looks confused and replies,<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1699884\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>\u201cBut Doc, my wife is half my age! Are you telling me I can\u2019t\u2026 you know?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The doctor smiles and says,<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-7\">\n<div id=\"usa-people.com_responsive_3\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>\u201cI didn\u2019t say you can\u2019t do it. I just said you should be careful. If she dies, people might think you did it on purpose!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude31\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1699888\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-01b0857 elementor-widget elementor-widget-html\" data-id=\"01b0857\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"html.default\">\n<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-ce11159 elementor-widget elementor-widget-html\" data-id=\"ce11159\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"html.default\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An older gentleman goes to the doctor for a checkup. After examining him, the doctor says, \u201cEverything seems fine, but you should cut out the intimate relations&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2844,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2843","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-new"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2843","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2843"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2843\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2845,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2843\/revisions\/2845"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2844"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2843"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2843"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2843"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}