{"id":2773,"date":"2025-01-27T15:53:33","date_gmt":"2025-01-27T13:53:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=2773"},"modified":"2025-01-27T15:53:33","modified_gmt":"2025-01-27T13:53:33","slug":"a-blonde-calls-her-boyfriend-and-says","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=2773","title":{"rendered":"A Blonde Calls Her Boyfriend And Says"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cPlease come over and help me. I have a challenging jigsaw puzzle, and I can\u2019t figure out how to get started.\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\">\n<div class=\"elementor elementor-11168\" data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"11168\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Her boyfriend asks,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat is it supposed to be when it\u2019s finished?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The blonde replies,<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\">\n<div class=\"elementor elementor-11165\" data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"11165\">\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-c6d5b3a e-con-full e-flex e-con e-parent e-lazyloaded\" data-id=\"c6d5b3a\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-5dc27e8 elementor-widget elementor-widget-html\" data-id=\"5dc27e8\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"html.default\">\n<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1538834\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>\u201cAccording to the picture on the box, it\u2019s a rooster.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. When he arrives, he sees puzzle pieces scattered all over the table.<\/p>\n<p>He takes a moment to examine the pieces and then looks at her with a smile,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cFirst of all, no matter how we try, these pieces won\u2019t resemble a rooster. Secondly, let\u2019s not stress about it.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-3\">\n<div class=\"elementor elementor-11161\" data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"11161\">\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-cb894ef e-con-full e-flex e-con e-parent e-lazyloaded\" data-id=\"cb894ef\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-7f0b939 elementor-widget elementor-widget-html\" data-id=\"7f0b939\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"html.default\">\n<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1538832\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>How about we have a nice cup of tea and\u2026 put all these Corn Flakes back in the box?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cPlease come over and help me. I have a challenging jigsaw puzzle, and I can\u2019t figure out how to get started.\u201d Her boyfriend asks, \u201cWhat is it&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2774,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2773","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-new"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2773","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2773"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2773\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2775,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2773\/revisions\/2775"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2774"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2773"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2773"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2773"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}