{"id":276,"date":"2024-11-15T19:04:17","date_gmt":"2024-11-15T17:04:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=276"},"modified":"2024-11-15T19:04:17","modified_gmt":"2024-11-15T17:04:17","slug":"wife-husband-and-the-horse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=276","title":{"rendered":"Wife, Husband and The Horse\u2026."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A wife hits her husband with a rollin pin. Husband, What\u2019s that for??<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\">\n<div class=\"elementor elementor-11168\" data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"11168\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Wife. I found a peace of paper with the name JENNY on it!!!<\/p>\n<p>Husband, I put a bet on last week and JENNY was the name of the HORSE!!!!<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-10\">\n<div id=\"usa-people.com_responsive_2\" data-google-query-id=\"CPm0nOHo3okDFfKHywEdqAoS9Q\">\n<div id=\"google_ads_iframe_\/23201474937\/usa-people.com\/usa-people.com_responsive_2_0__container__\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Wife. huh\u2026 I\u2019m sorr\u0443!!!<\/p>\n<p>Next day wife again hits him with the rollin pin!!!<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\">\n<div class=\"elementor elementor-11165\" data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"11165\">\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-c6d5b3a e-con-full e-flex e-con e-parent e-lazyloaded\" data-id=\"c6d5b3a\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-5dc27e8 elementor-widget elementor-widget-html\" data-id=\"5dc27e8\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"html.default\">\n<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1538834\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Husband, Why???<\/p>\n<p>Wife. \u201cYour HORSE is on the phone \u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A wife hits her husband with a rollin pin. Husband, What\u2019s that for?? Wife. I found a peace of paper with the name JENNY on it!!! Husband,&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":277,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-276","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-new"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/276","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=276"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/276\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":278,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/276\/revisions\/278"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/277"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=276"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=276"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=276"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}