{"id":2647,"date":"2025-01-25T03:23:38","date_gmt":"2025-01-25T01:23:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=2647"},"modified":"2025-01-25T03:23:38","modified_gmt":"2025-01-25T01:23:38","slug":"funny-dirty-joke-a-farmer-decided-he-wanted-to-go-to-town-and-see-a-movie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=2647","title":{"rendered":"Funny (dirty) Joke: A farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-4\">\n<div id=\"discoverstoryscape.com_responsive_2\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>As he approached, the ticket agent asked, \u201cSir, what\u2019s that on your shoulder?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The old farmer said, \u201cThat\u2019s my pet rooster Chuck. Wherever I go, Chuck goes.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m sorry, sir,\u201d said the ticket agent. \u201cWe can\u2019t allow animals in the theater.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed Chuck down his overalls.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-3\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1597044\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Then he returned to the booth, bought a ticket, and entered the theater.<\/p>\n<p>He sat down next to two old widows named Penny and Marge.<\/p>\n<p>The movie started and the rooster began to squirm.<\/p>\n<p>The old farmer unbuttoned his fly so Chuck could stick his head out and watch the movie.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1597044\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>\u201cMarge,\u201d whispered Penny.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat?\u201d said Marge.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI think the guy next to me is a pervert.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat makes you think so?\u201d asked Marge.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHe undid his pants and he has his thing out,\u201d whispered Penny.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cEh, don\u2019t worry about it,\u201d said Marge. \u201cAt our age we\u2019ve seen \u2019em all.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI thought so too,\u201d said Penny,\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBut this one\u2019s eatin\u2019 my popcorn!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie. As he approached, the ticket agent asked, \u201cSir, what\u2019s that on your shoulder?\u201d The&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2648,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2647","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-new"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2647","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2647"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2647\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2649,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2647\/revisions\/2649"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2648"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2647"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2647"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2647"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}