She wasn\u2019t well paid, and one day she asked her boss for a pay increase.<\/p>\n
Her boss was annoyed at this and asked, \u201cNow Maria, why do you want a pay increase?\u201d<\/p>\n
Maria: \u201cWell se\u00f1ora, there are three reasons why I want an increase\u2026 The first is that I iron better than you.\u201d<\/p>\n
Wife: \u201cWho said you iron better than me?\u201d<\/p>\n
Maria: \u201cYour husband said so.\u201d<\/p>\n
Wife: \u201cOh.\u201d<\/p>\n
Maria: \u201cThe second reason is that I am a better cook than you.\u201d<\/p>\n
Wife: \u201cNonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?\u201d<\/p>\n
Maria: \u201cYour husband did.\u201d<\/p>\n
Wife: \u201cOh.\u201d<\/p>\n
Maria: \u201cMy third reason is that I am a better lover than you.\u201d<\/p>\n
Wife (really furious now): \u201cDid my husband say that as well?\u201d<\/p>\n
Maria: \u201cNo se\u00f1ora, the gardener did.\u201d<\/p>\n
Wife: \u201cSo\u2026 how much do you want?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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