{"id":2613,"date":"2025-01-24T02:33:04","date_gmt":"2025-01-24T00:33:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=2613"},"modified":"2025-01-24T02:33:04","modified_gmt":"2025-01-24T00:33:04","slug":"wife-refuses-to-give-her-maid-a-pay-raise-but-then-she-reveals-a-secret","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=2613","title":{"rendered":"Wife refuses to give her maid a pay raise \u2013 but then she reveals a secret"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>She wasn\u2019t well paid, and one day she asked her boss for a pay increase.<\/p>\n<p>Her boss was annoyed at this and asked, \u201cNow Maria, why do you want a pay increase?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Maria: \u201cWell se\u00f1ora, there are three reasons why I want an increase\u2026 The first is that I iron better than you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Wife: \u201cWho said you iron better than me?\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-3\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1597044\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Maria: \u201cYour husband said so.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Wife: \u201cOh.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Maria: \u201cThe second reason is that I am a better cook than you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Wife: \u201cNonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1597044\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Maria: \u201cYour husband did.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Wife: \u201cOh.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Maria: \u201cMy third reason is that I am a better lover than you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Wife (really furious now): \u201cDid my husband say that as well?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Maria: \u201cNo se\u00f1ora, the gardener did.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Wife: \u201cSo\u2026 how much do you want?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She wasn\u2019t well paid, and one day she asked her boss for a pay increase. Her boss was annoyed at this and asked, \u201cNow Maria, why do&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2614,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2613","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-new"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2613","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2613"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2613\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2615,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2613\/revisions\/2615"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2614"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2613"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2613"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2613"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}