{"id":2558,"date":"2025-01-23T15:43:37","date_gmt":"2025-01-23T13:43:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=2558"},"modified":"2025-01-23T15:43:37","modified_gmt":"2025-01-23T13:43:37","slug":"honey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=2558","title":{"rendered":"Honey"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A bride tells her husband, \u201cHoney, you know I\u2019m a virgin and I don\u2019t know anything about sex.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-80\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1699888\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Can you explain it to me first?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOkay, sweetheart.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-79\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1699884\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Putting it simply, we will call your private place \u2018the prison\u2019 and call my private thing \u2018the prisoner\u2019.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-32\"><\/div>\n<p>So what we do is put the prisoner in the prison.\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-81\">\n<div id=\"usa-people.com_responsive_2\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>And they made love for the first time and the husband was smiling with satisfaction.<\/p>\n<p>Nudging him, his bride giggles, \u201cHoney the prisoner seems to have escaped.\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-80\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1699888\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Turning on his side, he smiles and says, \u201cThen we will have to re-imprison him.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>After the second time, the bride says, \u201cHoney, the prisoner is out again!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The husband rises to the occasion and they made love again.<\/p>\n<p>The bride again says, \u201cHoney, the prisoner escaped again,\u201d to which the husband yelled, \u201cHey, it\u2019s not a life sentence!!!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A bride tells her husband, \u201cHoney, you know I\u2019m a virgin and I don\u2019t know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?\u201d \u201cOkay, sweetheart&#8230;. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2559,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2558","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-new"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2558","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2558"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2558\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2560,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2558\/revisions\/2560"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2559"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2558"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2558"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2558"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}