A bride tells her husband, \u201cHoney, you know I\u2019m a virgin and I don\u2019t know anything about sex.<\/p>\n
Can you explain it to me first?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOkay, sweetheart.<\/p>\n
Putting it simply, we will call your private place \u2018the prison\u2019 and call my private thing \u2018the prisoner\u2019.<\/p>\n
So what we do is put the prisoner in the prison.\u201d<\/p>\n
And they made love for the first time and the husband was smiling with satisfaction.<\/p>\n
Nudging him, his bride giggles, \u201cHoney the prisoner seems to have escaped.\u201d<\/p>\n
Turning on his side, he smiles and says, \u201cThen we will have to re-imprison him.\u201d<\/p>\n
After the second time, the bride says, \u201cHoney, the prisoner is out again!\u201d<\/p>\n
The husband rises to the occasion and they made love again.<\/p>\n
The bride again says, \u201cHoney, the prisoner escaped again,\u201d to which the husband yelled, \u201cHey, it\u2019s not a life sentence!!!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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