{"id":2367,"date":"2025-01-18T22:54:51","date_gmt":"2025-01-18T20:54:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=2367"},"modified":"2025-01-18T22:54:51","modified_gmt":"2025-01-18T20:54:51","slug":"a-mom-takes-her-daughter-to-the-doctor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=2367","title":{"rendered":"A mom takes her daughter to the doctor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The doctor says, \u201cOkay, what seems to be the problem?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The mother says, \u201cIt\u2019s my daughter Sherry. She keeps getting these cravings, she\u2019s putting on weight and is sick most mornings.\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-5\"><\/div>\n<p>The doctor gives Sherry a good examination, and then turns to the mother and says, \u201cWell, I don\u2019t know how to tell you this, but Sherry is pregnant. About 4 months would be my guess.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The mother says, \u201cPregnant?! She can\u2019t be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you, Sherry?\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"adab6f7a1b53e052bab1be35ae88049e\" data-index=\"2\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1639403\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Sherry says, \u201cNo mom! I\u2019ve never even kissed a man!\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-3\"><\/div>\n<p>The doctor walks over to the window and just stares out of it.<\/p>\n<p>A few moments later, the mother says, \u201cIs there something wrong out there, doctor?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The doctor replies, \u201cNo, not really. It\u2019s just that the last time something like this<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The doctor says, \u201cOkay, what seems to be the problem?\u201d The mother says, \u201cIt\u2019s my daughter Sherry. She keeps getting these cravings, she\u2019s putting on weight and&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2368,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2367","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-new"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2367","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2367"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2367\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2370,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2367\/revisions\/2370"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2368"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2367"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2367"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2367"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}