{"id":2321,"date":"2025-01-17T17:59:11","date_gmt":"2025-01-17T15:59:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=2321"},"modified":"2025-01-17T17:59:11","modified_gmt":"2025-01-17T15:59:11","slug":"a-stern-sergeant-major-was-at-a-gala-event-with-beautiful-young","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=2321","title":{"rendered":"A stern Sergeant Major was at a gala event with beautiful young"},"content":{"rendered":"

A stern old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event.<\/p>\n

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There was no shortage of young, extremely beautiful models in attendance.<\/p>\n

One of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.<\/p>\n

She said, \u201cExcuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cNegative, ma\u2019am,\u201d the Sergeant Major said, \u201cJust serious by nature.\u201d<\/p>\n

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The young model looked at his awards and decorations and said, \u201cIt looks like you\u2019ve seen a lot of action.\u201d<\/p>\n

The Sergeant Major\u2019s short reply was, \u201cYes, ma\u2019am, a lot of action.\u201d<\/p>\n

The young girl was tiring of trying to start up a conversation, but didn\u2019t want to just leave the Sergeant Major who she found oddly attractive.<\/p>\n

She said, \u201cYou know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself.\u201d<\/p>\n

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The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.<\/p>\n

Finally the young girl said, \u201cYou know, I hope you don\u2019t take this the wrong way, but when was the last time you, you know, did the wild thing?\u201d<\/p>\n

The Sergeant Major looked at her and replied, \u201c1955.\u201d<\/p>\n

Surprised, she said, \u201cThat long?! Well then, let me make your night better\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

And she led the Sergeant Major away to a private room.<\/p>\n

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The woman stripped and the two did the deed for an hour.<\/p>\n

The woman cuddled up to the army veteran afterward and said, \u201cWell, you sure haven\u2019t forgotten anything since 1955!\u201d<\/p>\n

The Sergeant Major looked at her confused and said,<\/p>\n

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\u201cWell I sure hope not,\u201d\u2026<\/p>\n

\u201cIt\u2019s only 2130 now!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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