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A Scottish couple took in a young woman as a lodger.<\/p>\n

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She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn\u2019t have a bathtub inside, although if she wanted to, she could use the outside tub.<\/p>\n

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\u201cMonday\u2019s the best night, when my husband goes out to play darts,\u201d she said.<\/p>\n

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The woman agreed to have a bath outside the following Monday.<\/p>\n

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After her husband had gone to the pub for his dart match, she heated the outside tub and watched the woman get undressed.<\/p>\n

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She was surprised to see she didn\u2019t have any pubic hair.<\/p>\n

She mentioned this to her husband when he came home.<\/p>\n

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He didn\u2019t believe her, so she said, \u201cNext Monday when you go to play darts, leave a little early and wait in the back garden so you can see for yourself.\u201d<\/p>\n

So the following Monday while the woman again got undressed and was getting into the tub, the wife asked, \u201cDo you shave?\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cNo,\u201d she replied. \u201cI\u2019ve just never grown any hair down there. Do you have hair?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cOh, yes,\u201d said the woman, and she pulled up her nightdress and showed the girl how generously endowed she was in the hair department.<\/p>\n

The lodger finished her bath and went to bed.<\/p>\n

Later that night when the husband came in his wife asked him, \u201cDid you see it?\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cYes,\u201d he said, \u201cbut why the heck did you have to show her yours?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWhy so upset? You\u2019ve seen it for years,\u201d she answered.<\/p>\n

\u201cAye,\u201d he replied. \u201cBut the darts team hadn\u2019t!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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