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An 8-year-old knocks on the door of a brothel\u2026<\/p>\n

The Madam opens it up, looks down and sees the kid.<\/p>\n

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\u201cWhat do you want?\u201d<\/p>\n

The kid says, \u201cI wanna get laid!\u201d<\/p>\n

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The Madam says, \u201cYeah, come back in ten years.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cBut I wanna get laid.\u201d<\/p>\n

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The Madam bends down and says,<\/p>\n

\u201cKid, get out of here, come back in ten years. Tell you what, go find a tree with a hole in it and practice.\u201d<\/p>\n

Ten years later, the kid knocks again on the door.<\/p>\n

The Madam recognizes him instantly,
\n\u201cKid! You\u2019re back!\u201d<\/p>\n

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The kid says,
\n\u201cYou said to wait ten years, so I did.\u201d<\/p>\n

Did you practice on the tree-like I told you?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cYes ma\u2019am, I did!\u201d<\/p>\n

The Madam is so impressed that she walks him upstairs to the best lady in the house.
\nAs the lady undresses, the kid walks over to the closet, grabs a broom, and starts whacking the prostitute.<\/p>\n

The lady screams, \u201cWhat are you doing kid?\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cChecking for squirrels.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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