{"id":2215,"date":"2025-01-16T01:17:14","date_gmt":"2025-01-15T23:17:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=2215"},"modified":"2025-01-16T01:17:14","modified_gmt":"2025-01-15T23:17:14","slug":"a-little-girl-and-boy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=2215","title":{"rendered":"A little girl and boy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sex&amp;s, and which one is better.<br \/>\nFinally, the boy drops his pants and says, \u201cHere\u2019s something I have that you\u2019ll never have!\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\">\n<div class=\"elementor elementor-11168\" data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"11168\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying.<br \/>\nA while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-3\">\n<div class=\"elementor elementor-11161\" data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"11161\">\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-cb894ef e-con-full e-flex e-con e-parent e-lazyloaded\" data-id=\"cb894ef\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-7f0b939 elementor-widget elementor-widget-html\" data-id=\"7f0b939\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"html.default\">\n<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1699888\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>She drops her pants and says, \u201cMy mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!\u201d<br \/>\nThe boy, flustered by the girl\u2019s confident comeback, scratches his head, trying to think of a response.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-10\">\n<div id=\"usa-people.com_responsive_2\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>After a moment, he stands tall and exclaims, \u201cWell, I bet I can climb that tree faster than you can!\u201d<br \/>\nThe girl smirks, pointing at the tree. \u201cYou\u2019re on!\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-32\"><\/div>\n<p>The two race to the tree, giggling and trying to outdo each other.<br \/>\nBy the time they both reach the top, they\u2019re laughing so hard they forget all about their earlier argument.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\">\n<div class=\"elementor elementor-11168\" data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"11168\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>\u201cMaybe we\u2019re both awesome in our own way,\u201d the boy says, smiling.<br \/>\nThe girl nods. \u201cDeal<\/p>\n<p>. But just so you know, I\u2019m still faster at climbing!\u201d<br \/>\nAnd with that, the two friends climb back down and run off to play, agreeing that being different just makes life more fun.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sex&amp;s, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, \u201cHere\u2019s&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2216,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2215","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-new"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2215","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2215"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2215\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2217,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2215\/revisions\/2217"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2216"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2215"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2215"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2215"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}