A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed.<\/p>\n
They couldn\u2019t do it while he waited, so he said he didn\u2019t live far and would just walk home.<\/p>\n
On the way home he stopped at the hardware Store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint.<\/p>\n
He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem \u2013 how to carry his entire purchases home.<\/p>\n
While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost.<\/p>\n
She asked, \u2018Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane ?\u2019The farmer said, \u2018Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to that house I would Walk you there but I can\u2019t carry this lot.\u2019The old lady suggested, \u2018Why don\u2019t you put the can of paint in the bucket.<\/p>\n
Carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?\u2019 \u2018Why, thank you very much,\u2019 he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home.<\/p>\n
On the way he says, \u2018Let\u2019s take my short cut and go down this alley. We\u2019ll be there in no time.\u2019 The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, \u2018I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me.<\/p>\n
How do I know that when we get in the alley you won\u2019t hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?\u2019<\/p>\n
The farmer said, \u2018Holy smokes lady! I\u2019m carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?\u2019<\/p>\n
The old lady replied, \u2018Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I\u2019ll hold the chickens.\u2019<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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