Bob, an undertaker, recently came home with a black eye.
\nHis wife asked him, \u201cWhat happened to you?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019ve had a terrible day!\u201d says Bob.
\n\u201cI had to go to a hotel, where a guest had died in his sleep! When I got there, the manager said they couldn\u2019t get him into a body bag, because he had a huge erection!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAnyway, I went up, and sure enough, there was this big naked man, lying on the bed with a huge erection! So I grabbed his erection with both hands and tried to bend it in half!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI see!\u201d said the wife, \u201cThat must have been terrible! But how did you get the black eye?\u201d<\/p>\n
Bob replied, \u201cWrong room!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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