{"id":1976,"date":"2025-01-12T01:49:42","date_gmt":"2025-01-11T23:49:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=1976"},"modified":"2025-01-12T01:49:42","modified_gmt":"2025-01-11T23:49:42","slug":"little-johnny-failed-his-mathematics-test-completely-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=1976","title":{"rendered":"Little Johnny failed his mathematics test completely\u2026."},"content":{"rendered":"

Little Johnny failed his math test dismally.<\/p>\n

His mark was so bad, his teacher called home to have a word with his dad.<\/p>\n

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When he returned home that afternoon, his father was standing crossly in the doorway. \u201cWhy did you fail your math test?\u201d he asked.
\nLittle Johnny shrugged and said: \u201cMy teacher isn\u2019t very good.\u201d<\/p>\n

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Johnny\u2019s father was astonished by his excuse and urged him to expand. \u201cWell, on Monday, my teacher said 3+5 = 8.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cSo?\u201d his father replied.<\/p>\n

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\u201cThen on Tuesday, she told us 4+4 = 8, and on Wednesday she said 6+2 = 8,\u201d explained the child.,<\/p>\n

\u201cIf she doesn\u2019t know what equals eight, how am I supposed to know the right answer?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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