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\u2026 Last night, a homeless man sought shelter in our walls, so we gave him a room and some new clothes.<\/p>\n

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While he was changing, I peaked through the keyhole and I stared longingly at his penis.\u201d<\/p>\n

The priest says: \u201cDo not be ashamed, my child.\u00a0 Say a Hail Mary, wash your eyes in the holy water, and all will forgiven.\u201d<\/p>\n

The second nun says: \u201cForgive me father, for I have sinned.<\/p>\n

I snuck into the room and I took his penis in my hand.\u201d<\/p>\n

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The priest says: \u201cDo not be ashamed, child.<\/p>\n

Say a Hail Mary, was your hands in the holy water, and all will be forgiven.\u201d<\/p>\n

The fourth nun cuts infront of the third nun.<\/p>\n

The third nun cuts back infront of the fourth nun.<\/p>\n

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The fourth nun tries to cut infront of the third nun again and they get into a hair pulling fight.<\/p>\n

The priest sees the commotion and yells:<\/p>\n

\u201cSisters, stop this at once!\u00a0 What has come over you?!\u201d<\/p>\n

The fourth nun points to the third nun and says:<\/p>\n

\u201cI want to gargle the holy water before she washes her ass in it!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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