The myth that blondes are stupid is naturally not true, but classic blonde jokes can be absolutely hilarious.<\/p>\n
Here\u2019s one of our all-time favorites!<\/p>\n
80,000 blondes meet in a football stadium for a \u201cBlondes Are Not Stupid\u201d Convention.<\/p>\n
The leader says, \u201cWe are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?\u201d<\/p>\n
A blonde carefully works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.<\/p>\n
The leader asks her, \u201cWhat is 15 plus 15?\u201d<\/p>\n
After 15 or 20 seconds she says, \u201cEighteen!\u201d<\/p>\n
Obviously, everyone is a little disappointed.<\/p>\n
Then 80,000 blondes start cheering, \u201cGive her another chance! Give her another chance!\u201d<\/p>\n
The leader says, \u201cWell since we\u2019ve gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcast media here, uh, I guess we can give her another chance.\u201d<\/p>\n
So he asks, \u201cWhat is 5 plus 5?\u201d<\/p>\n
After nearly 30 seconds she eventually says, \u201cNinety?\u201d<\/p>\n
The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh.<\/p>\n
Everyone is disheartened \u2013 the blonde starts crying and the 80,000 girls begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, \u201cGIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!\u201d<\/p>\n
The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than good, eventually says, \u201cOK! OK! Just one more chance \u2013 what is 2 plus 2?\u201d<\/p>\n
The girl closes her eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, \u201cFour?\u201d<\/p>\n
Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 girls jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream\u2026<\/p>\n
\u201cGive her another chance! Give her another chance!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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