{"id":1877,"date":"2025-01-10T00:55:35","date_gmt":"2025-01-09T22:55:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=1877"},"modified":"2025-01-10T00:55:35","modified_gmt":"2025-01-09T22:55:35","slug":"a-cop-stops-a-harley-for-traveling-faster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=1877","title":{"rendered":"A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster"},"content":{"rendered":"

A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name.<\/p>\n

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\u2018Fred,\u2019 he replies.<\/p>\n

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\u2018Fred what?\u2019 the officer asks.<\/p>\n

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\u2018Just Fred,\u2019 the man responds.<\/p>\n

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The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a break and, write him out a warning instead of a ticket.<\/p>\n

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The officer then presses him for the last name.<\/p>\n

The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it.<\/p>\n

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The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it.<\/p>\n

\u2018Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?\u2019<\/p>\n

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The biker replies, \u2018It\u2019s a long story, so stay with me.\u2019 I was born Fred Johnson. I studied hard and got good grades.<\/p>\n

When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor.<\/p>\n

I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Johnson, MD.<\/p>\n

After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school.<\/p>\n

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Dentistry was my dream!<\/p>\n

Got all the way through School, got my degree, so then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS.<\/p>\n

Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD.<\/p>\n

Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS..<\/p>\n

Then I was Fred Johnson, MD, with VD.<\/p>\n

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Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD.<\/p>\n

Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am Just Fred.\u2019<\/p>\n

The officer walked away in tears, laughing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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