{"id":1851,"date":"2025-01-09T21:26:24","date_gmt":"2025-01-09T19:26:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=1851"},"modified":"2025-01-09T21:26:24","modified_gmt":"2025-01-09T19:26:24","slug":"joke-marriage-after-30-years","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=1851","title":{"rendered":"JOKE: Marriage After 30 Years"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"has-small-font-size\"><strong>After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"has-small-font-size\"><strong>He looked at her for a while, then said, \u201cYou\u2019re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.\u201d She asks\u2026 \u201cWhat does that mean?\u201d He said,<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-4\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"has-small-font-size\"><strong>\u201cAdorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-5\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"has-small-font-size\"><strong>She smiled happily and said\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-6\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"has-small-font-size\"><strong>\u201cOh, that\u2019s so lovely\u2026 What about I, J, K?\u201d He said, \u201cI\u2019m Just Kidding!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while, then said, \u201cYou\u2019re A, B, C,&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1851","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-new"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1851","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1851"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1851\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1853,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1851\/revisions\/1853"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1851"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1851"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1851"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}