{"id":180,"date":"2024-11-09T13:19:04","date_gmt":"2024-11-09T11:19:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=180"},"modified":"2024-11-09T13:19:04","modified_gmt":"2024-11-09T11:19:04","slug":"funny-joke-a-wife-leaves-her-cat-in-the-care-of-the-husband","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=180","title":{"rendered":"Funny Joke: A Wife leaves her Cat in the care of the Husband"},"content":{"rendered":"

A woman went on vacation, leaving her husband behind.<\/p>\n

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Before she left, she told him to take extra special care of her beloved cat.<\/p>\n

The next day she called her husband and asked if the cat was all right.<\/p>\n

Her husband said, \u201cThe cat just died.\u201d<\/p>\n

She burst into tears and said, \u201cHow could you be so blunt? Why couldn\u2019t you have broken the news gradually!\u201d\u2026<\/p>\n

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\u201cToday, you could have said that it was playing on the roof,\u201d\u2026<\/p>\n

\u201cTomorrow, you could have said that it fell off and had broken it\u2019s leg,\u201d\u2026<\/p>\n

\u201cThen on the third day, you could have said that the poor thing had passed away in the night.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cYou could have been more sensitive about the whole thing.\u201d<\/p>\n

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The wife continued, \u201cBy the way, how is my mom?\u201d<\/p>\n

The husband paused for moment, then said,\u2026<\/p>\n

\u201cShe\u2019s playing on the roof.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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