{"id":180,"date":"2024-11-09T13:19:04","date_gmt":"2024-11-09T11:19:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=180"},"modified":"2024-11-09T13:19:04","modified_gmt":"2024-11-09T11:19:04","slug":"funny-joke-a-wife-leaves-her-cat-in-the-care-of-the-husband","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=180","title":{"rendered":"Funny Joke: A Wife leaves her Cat in the care of the Husband"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A woman went on vacation, leaving her husband behind.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\">\n<div class=\"elementor elementor-11168\" data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"11168\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Before she left, she told him to take extra special care of her beloved cat.<\/p>\n<p>The next day she called her husband and asked if the cat was all right.<\/p>\n<p>Her husband said, \u201cThe cat just died.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She burst into tears and said, \u201cHow could you be so blunt? Why couldn\u2019t you have broken the news gradually!\u201d\u2026<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\">\n<div class=\"elementor elementor-11165\" data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"11165\">\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-c6d5b3a e-con-full e-flex e-con e-parent e-lazyloaded\" data-id=\"c6d5b3a\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-5dc27e8 elementor-widget elementor-widget-html\" data-id=\"5dc27e8\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"html.default\">\n<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1538834\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>\u201cToday, you could have said that it was playing on the roof,\u201d\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u201cTomorrow, you could have said that it fell off and had broken it\u2019s leg,\u201d\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThen on the third day, you could have said that the poor thing had passed away in the night.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou could have been more sensitive about the whole thing.\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-3\">\n<div class=\"elementor elementor-11161\" data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"11161\">\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-cb894ef e-con-full e-flex e-con e-parent e-lazyloaded\" data-id=\"cb894ef\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-7f0b939 elementor-widget elementor-widget-html\" data-id=\"7f0b939\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"html.default\">\n<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1538832\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>The wife continued, \u201cBy the way, how is my mom?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The husband paused for moment, then said,\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u201cShe\u2019s playing on the roof.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A woman went on vacation, leaving her husband behind. Before she left, she told him to take extra special care of her beloved cat. The next day&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":181,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-180","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-new"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=180"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":183,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180\/revisions\/183"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/181"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=180"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=180"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=180"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}