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A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.<\/p>\n

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\u201cYou\u2019ll get your chance in court.\u201d said the Desk Sergeant.\u201cNo, no no!\u201d said the man.<\/p>\n

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\u201cI want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife.<\/p>\n

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I\u2019ve been trying to do that for years!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. \u201cYou\u2019ll get your chance in… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1774,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1773","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-new"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t