{"id":1757,"date":"2025-01-07T20:10:35","date_gmt":"2025-01-07T18:10:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=1757"},"modified":"2025-01-07T20:10:35","modified_gmt":"2025-01-07T18:10:35","slug":"elders-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=1757","title":{"rendered":"ELDERS\u2019 JOKE."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Grandma &amp; grandpa were watching healing service on TV.<\/p>\n<p>The Pastor told all who wanted to be healed to put one hand on the TV and the other hand on the body part that wanted healing.<\/p>\n<p>Grandma slowly put one hand on the TV and the other on her arthritic shoulder.<\/p>\n<p>Grandpa too got up, put one hand on the TV and the other on his private part.<\/p>\n<p>Grandma looked at him and says\u2026<br \/>\n\u201cDear, I guess you just don\u2019t get it, do you<\/p>\n<p>The purpose is to heal the sick, NOT to raise the dead!!!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Grandma &amp; grandpa were watching healing service on TV. The Pastor told all who wanted to be healed to put one hand on the TV and the&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1758,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1757","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-new"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1757","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1757"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1757\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1759,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1757\/revisions\/1759"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1758"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1757"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1757"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1757"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}