{"id":1733,"date":"2025-01-07T01:52:58","date_gmt":"2025-01-06T23:52:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=1733"},"modified":"2025-01-07T01:52:58","modified_gmt":"2025-01-06T23:52:58","slug":"dress-of-love-funny-joke-of-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=1733","title":{"rendered":"Dress of love \u2013 Funny Joke Of The Day"},"content":{"rendered":"

She knocks on the door, then immediately walks in. She is shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.<\/p>\n

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\u201cWhat are you doing?\u201d she asked.<\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019m waiting for Jeff to come home from work,\u201d the daughter-in-law answered.<\/p>\n

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\u201cBut you\u2019re naked!\u201d the mother-in-law exclaimed.<\/p>\n

\u201cThis is my love dress,\u201d the daughter-in-law explained.<\/p>\n

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\u201cLove dress? But you\u2019re naked!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cJeff loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it makes me happy.\u201d<\/p>\n

The mother-in-law on the way home thought about the love dress.<\/p>\n

When she got home she got undressed, showered, put on her best perfume and expectantly waited for her husband, lying provocatively on the couch.<\/p>\n

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Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her naked on the couch.<\/p>\n

\u201cWhat are you doing?\u201d he asked.<\/p>\n

\u201cThis is my love dress,\u201d she replied.<\/p>\n

\u201cNeeds ironing,\u201d he says. \u201cWhat\u2019s for dinner?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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