{"id":1730,"date":"2025-01-07T01:49:58","date_gmt":"2025-01-06T23:49:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=1730"},"modified":"2025-01-07T01:49:58","modified_gmt":"2025-01-06T23:49:58","slug":"a-man-refuses-to-bury-his-mother-in-law-in-the-holy-land","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=1730","title":{"rendered":"A man refuses to bury his mother in law in The Holy Land"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-4\">\n<div id=\"discoverstoryscape.com_responsive_2\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.<\/p>\n<p>An undertaker told them, \u201cYou can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-3\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1597044\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>The man thought about it for a while and then told him, \u201cI see. Well, you\u2019d better ship her home then.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The undertaker asked, \u201cWhy? Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to have her buried here and only spend $150?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The man said, \u201cA man died 2,000 years ago. He was buried here and 3 days later, he rose from the dead,\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI just can\u2019t take that chance!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. An undertaker told them, \u201cYou&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1731,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1730","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-new"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1730","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1730"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1730\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1732,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1730\/revisions\/1732"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1731"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1730"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1730"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1730"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}