A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land.<\/p>\n
While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.<\/p>\n
An undertaker told them, \u201cYou can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.\u201d<\/p>\n
The man thought about it for a while and then told him, \u201cI see. Well, you\u2019d better ship her home then.\u201d<\/p>\n
The undertaker asked, \u201cWhy? Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to have her buried here and only spend $150?\u201d<\/p>\n
The man said, \u201cA man died 2,000 years ago. He was buried here and 3 days later, he rose from the dead,\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI just can\u2019t take that chance!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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