{"id":168,"date":"2024-11-09T12:50:55","date_gmt":"2024-11-09T10:50:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=168"},"modified":"2024-11-09T12:50:55","modified_gmt":"2024-11-09T10:50:55","slug":"funny-adult-joke-the-two-men-discuss-what-they-are-buying","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=168","title":{"rendered":"Funny Adult Joke | The two men discuss what they are buying"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The poor man asks the rich man, \u201cWhat are you getting your wife this Christmas?\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\">\n<div class=\"elementor elementor-11168\" data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"11168\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>The rich man replies, \u201cDiamond earrings and a Mercedes.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The poor man asks, \u201cWhy are you getting her two gifts?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The rich man says, \u201cWell, if she doesn\u2019t like the earrings then she can drive to the store and exchange them.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The poor man nods.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\">\n<div class=\"elementor elementor-11165\" data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"11165\">\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-c6d5b3a e-con-full e-flex e-con e-parent e-lazyloaded\" data-id=\"c6d5b3a\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-5dc27e8 elementor-widget elementor-widget-html\" data-id=\"5dc27e8\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"html.default\">\n<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1538834\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Then the rich man asks him, \u201cSo what are you getting your wife this year?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The poor man thinks about it for a moment and replies, \u201cA pair of slippers and a dildo.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The rich man asks, \u201cWhy those two things?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The poor man astutely reponds, \u201cWell, if she doesn\u2019t like the slippers, she can go screw herself.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The poor man asks the rich man, \u201cWhat are you getting your wife this Christmas?\u201d The rich man replies, \u201cDiamond earrings and a Mercedes.\u201d The poor man&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":169,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-168","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-new"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/168","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=168"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/168\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":170,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/168\/revisions\/170"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/169"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=168"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=168"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=168"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}