{"id":1669,"date":"2025-01-06T02:52:49","date_gmt":"2025-01-06T00:52:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=1669"},"modified":"2025-01-06T02:52:49","modified_gmt":"2025-01-06T00:52:49","slug":"man-wants-a-penis-reduction-for-his-unwieldy-tool","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=1669","title":{"rendered":"Man wants a penis reduction for his unwieldy tool"},"content":{"rendered":"

A man with a 25 inch long penis goes to his doctor\u2026<\/h2>\n
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\u2026 to complain that he is having a problem with this cumbersome instrument and has had more than one complaint.<\/p>\n

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\u201cDoctor,\u201d he asked, in total frustration, \u201cis there anything you can do for me?\u201d<\/p>\n

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The doctor replies, \u201cMedically son, there is nothing I can do.\u00a0 But, I do know this witch who may be able to help you.\u201d<\/p>\n

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So the doctor gives him directions to the witch.<\/p>\n

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The man calls upon the witch and relays his story. \u201cWitch, my penis is 25 inches long and I need help.\u00a0 Can anything be done to help me?\u00a0 You\u2019re my last hope!\u201d<\/p>\n

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The witch stares in amazement, scratches her head, and then replies, \u201cI think I may be able to help you.<\/p>\n

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Do this.\u00a0 Go deep into the forest.\u00a0 You will find a pond.\u00a0 In this pond, you will find a frog sitting on a log.\u00a0 This frog has magic.\u00a0 You say to the frog, will you marry me?\u00a0 When the frog says no, you will find five inches less to your problem.\u201d<\/p>\n

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The man\u2019s face lit up and he dashed off into the forest.<\/p>\n

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He called out to the frog, \u201cWill you marry me?\u201d<\/p>\n

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The frog looked at him dejectedly and replied, \u201cNO.\u201d<\/p>\n

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The man looked down and suddenly his penis was 5 inches shorter.<\/p>\n

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\u201cWOW,\u201d he screamed out loud, \u201cThis is great!\u201d<\/p>\n

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But at 20 inches it was still too long, so he asked the frog again.\u00a0 \u201cFrog, will you marry me?\u201d the guy shouted.<\/p>\n

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The frog rolled its eyes back in its head and screamed back, \u201cNO!\u201d<\/p>\n

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The man felt another twitch in his penis, looked down, and it was another 5 inches shorter.<\/p>\n

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The man laughed, \u201cThis is fantastic.\u201d<\/p>\n

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He looked down at his penis again, 15 inches long, and reflected for a moment.\u00a0 15 inches is still a monster, just a little less would be ideal.<\/p>\n

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Grinning, he looked across the pond and yelled out, \u201cFrog will you marry me?\u201d<\/p>\n

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The frog looked back across pond shaking its head, \u201cHow many times do I have to tell you?\u2026<\/p>\n

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\u2026\u00a0\u00a0NO, NO, NO!!\u201d<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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