{"id":1669,"date":"2025-01-06T02:52:49","date_gmt":"2025-01-06T00:52:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=1669"},"modified":"2025-01-06T02:52:49","modified_gmt":"2025-01-06T00:52:49","slug":"man-wants-a-penis-reduction-for-his-unwieldy-tool","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=1669","title":{"rendered":"Man wants a penis reduction for his unwieldy tool"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>A man with a 25 inch long penis goes to his doctor\u2026<\/h2>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\"><ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-9115297269986575\" data-ad-slot=\"7317823362\" data-adsbygoogle-status=\"done\" data-ad-status=\"unfilled\"><\/p>\n<div id=\"aswift_1_host\"><\/div>\n<p><\/ins><\/div>\n<p>\u2026 to complain that he is having a problem with this cumbersome instrument and has had more than one complaint.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDoctor,\u201d he asked, in total frustration, \u201cis there anything you can do for me?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The doctor replies, \u201cMedically son, there is nothing I can do.\u00a0 But, I do know this witch who may be able to help you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>So the doctor gives him directions to the witch.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The man calls upon the witch and relays his story. \u201cWitch, my penis is 25 inches long and I need help.\u00a0 Can anything be done to help me?\u00a0 You\u2019re my last hope!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The witch stares in amazement, scratches her head, and then replies, \u201cI think I may be able to help you.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Do this.\u00a0 Go deep into the forest.\u00a0 You will find a pond.\u00a0 In this pond, you will find a frog sitting on a log.\u00a0 This frog has magic.\u00a0 You say to the frog, will you marry me?\u00a0 When the frog says no, you will find five inches less to your problem.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The man\u2019s face lit up and he dashed off into the forest.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>He called out to the frog, \u201cWill you marry me?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The frog looked at him dejectedly and replied, \u201cNO.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-3\"><ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" data-ad-format=\"fluid\" data-ad-layout-key=\"-gw-3+1f-3d+2z\" data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-9115297269986575\" data-ad-slot=\"1154302906\" data-adsbygoogle-status=\"done\" data-ad-status=\"unfilled\"><\/p>\n<div id=\"aswift_2_host\"><\/div>\n<p><\/ins><\/div>\n<p>The man looked down and suddenly his penis was 5 inches shorter.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWOW,\u201d he screamed out loud, \u201cThis is great!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>But at 20 inches it was still too long, so he asked the frog again.\u00a0 \u201cFrog, will you marry me?\u201d the guy shouted.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The frog rolled its eyes back in its head and screamed back, \u201cNO!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The man felt another twitch in his penis, looked down, and it was another 5 inches shorter.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The man laughed, \u201cThis is fantastic.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>He looked down at his penis again, 15 inches long, and reflected for a moment.\u00a0 15 inches is still a monster, just a little less would be ideal.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Grinning, he looked across the pond and yelled out, \u201cFrog will you marry me?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The frog looked back across pond shaking its head, \u201cHow many times do I have to tell you?\u2026<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u2026\u00a0\u00a0<em><strong>NO, NO, NO!!\u201d<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man with a 25 inch long penis goes to his doctor\u2026 \u2026 to complain that he is having a problem with this cumbersome instrument and has&#8230; 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