{"id":165,"date":"2024-11-09T12:45:46","date_gmt":"2024-11-09T10:45:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=165"},"modified":"2024-11-09T12:45:46","modified_gmt":"2024-11-09T10:45:46","slug":"funny-joke-the-son-and-daughter-are-furious-to-learn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=165","title":{"rendered":"Funny Joke | The son and daughter are furious to learn"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An old man calls his son and says, \u201cListen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough.\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\">\n<div class=\"elementor elementor-11168\" data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"11168\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>\u201cDad, what are you talking about?\u201d the son screams.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe can\u2019t stand the sight of each other any longer,\u201d he says. \u201cI\u2019m sick of her face, and I\u2019m sick of talking about this, so call your sister and tell her,\u201d and he hangs up.<\/p>\n<p>Now, the son is worried.<\/p>\n<p>He calls his sister.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\">\n<div class=\"elementor elementor-11165\" data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"11165\">\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-c6d5b3a e-con-full e-flex e-con e-parent e-lazyloaded\" data-id=\"c6d5b3a\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-5dc27e8 elementor-widget elementor-widget-html\" data-id=\"5dc27e8\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"html.default\">\n<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1538834\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>She says, \u201cLike hell they\u2019re getting divorced!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She calls their father immediately.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou\u2019re not getting divorced! Don\u2019t do another thing. The two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, don\u2019t call a lawyer, don\u2019t file a paper. DO YOU HEAR ME?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She hangs up the phone.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-3\">\n<div class=\"elementor elementor-11161\" data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"11161\">\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-cb894ef e-con-full e-flex e-con e-parent e-lazyloaded\" data-id=\"cb894ef\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-7f0b939 elementor-widget elementor-widget-html\" data-id=\"7f0b939\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"html.default\">\n<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1538832\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>The old man turns to his wife and says,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOkay, they\u2019re both coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An old man calls his son and says, \u201cListen, your mother and I are getting divorced. 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